After being inspired by a friend http://ultrafoetus.blogspot.com/ I will be starting a new blog. Thanks to those who followed me, and thanks (in advance) to those who will follow my new endeavours. Bye!!
Great dance troupe - Diversity - on BGT. They deserve to win soooooo much more than SuBo
Come on Cali!! In the UK we thought you were the cool state, the state that(except for New York) we could rely on for forward thinking. What you have failed to do is realise that gay marriage is not something for FREAKS, GEEKS and OUTCASTS, but something that the rest of the(right thinking) world has now come to accept. It is not just a left-wing ideology. It is NORMAL. COME ON CALI, catch up with the rest of the free world…California, we hope to see you soon. xx
Simon Amstell is leaving Buzzcocks…first Hughes, then Bailey, now Amstell…shiiit.
Buzzcocks ain’t Buzzcocks no more.
Also, still no news on new series of Chuck or Reaper…TV is getting worse by the second…
She posted a list on Tumblr. I’m watching High Fidelity. Lists seemed to make sense. Below is a Spotify random crawl with each random choice forming an answer to a question. I used Spotify because I (shock horror!!) DON’T OWN AN IPOD!!!
Enjoy!!
How am I feeling today? Live and Let Die - Guns N’ Roses
How do my friends see me? The Heretic Anthem - Slipknot
What is my best friend’s theme song? Reverend Black Grape - Black Grape
What is the story of my life? Encore - Jay-Z
What is the best thing about me? Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne
What is today going to be like? I think I’m Paranoid - Garbage
What is in store for this week? Song 2 - Blur
What song describes my mum? Roll Out(My Business) - Ludacris
What song describes my dad? About You Now - Sugababes
To describe my grandparents? Tame - Pixies
How is my life going? The Teacher - Super Furry Animals
What song will they play at my funeral? Ms. Fat Booty - Mos Def
How does the world see me? Lies - McFly
Will I have a happy life? Chop Suey! - System of a Down
What do my friends really think of me? Mykonos - Fleet Foxes
How can I make myself happy? My Definition of a Boombastic Jazz Style - Dream Warriors
What should I do with my life? Sk8ter Boi - Avril Lavigne
What is some good advice for me? Welcome to the Black Parade - MCR
How will i be remembered? Sleep - Marion
What is my signature dancing song? Drop - The Pharcyde
What is my current theme song? 10,000 Nights - Alphabeat
What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Killing in the Name - RATM
LIFE STORY:
Opening Credits: So Young - Suede
Waking Up: Hot Revolver - Lil’ Wayne
First Day At School: Dear Jessie - Madonna
Falling In Love: All These Things I Hate(Revolve Around Me) - Bullet for my Valentine
Fight Song: Animal Nitrate - Suede
Breaking Up: California Love - 2Pac
Prom: Handle Me - Robyn
Life’s OK: Be Quiet and Drive(Far Away) - Deftones
Mental Breakdown: Hometown Unicorn - Super Furry Animals
Driving: Juggle Tings Proper - Roots Manuva
Flashback: Black Coffee - All Saints
Getting Back Together: The Taste of Ink - The Used
Wedding: Juxtaposed with U - Super Furry Animals
Birth of Child: Can I Kick It? - A Tribe Called Quest
Final Battle: Love Machine - Girls Aloud
Death Scene: Chinese Democracy - Guns N’ Roses
Funeral Song: Karma Police - Radiohead
End Credits: Nas Is Like - Nas
What song describes my mood right now? Toxic - Britney Spears
What song do I listen to when Im depressed? Nimrod’s Son - The Pixies
Happy? Last of the English Roses - Peter Doherty
Scared? A Milli - Lil’ Wayne
Bored? MMMBop - Hanson
Can someone provide me with an acceptable layout for this blog? All applications gratefully accepted..
Ok, so you all know that I’m right about everything, that’s a given. However, I have failed in my duty to tell you all what you should be thinking right now, so here goes…
1. Swine/Pig/Mexico/Hybrid Flu. It won’t kill you, chill the fuck out.
2. The Recession/Credit Crunch/Global Economic Crisis. It might end your job/relationship/benefits/cable subscription, but it(probably) won’t kill you, chill the fuck out.
3. Gordon Brown is way more useless than we could have imagined.
4. Barack is doing an okay job so far. I say give him another 100 days or so. AND ENOUGH WITH THE ‘GRADING’ ALREADY!
5. Fox News is more like an hysterical aunt that you had to have sectioned than ever, and I know this despite living in the UK.
6. Twitter is better than Facebook.
7. Dexter…that is all
8. I realise that bigging up Dexter kind of disqualifies my criticism of Fox..but that’s the best thing about being me, I’m an hypocrite.
9. Manny Pacquiao will probably beat Ricky Hatton tomorrow, but I will shout for Ricky all the way, and, until I know different, I will believe that Ricky can win.
10. If you read this far, you need a hobby.
THAT IS THE NEWS…GO AWAY!
